Facebook Updates From the Past Month

2/17 – Ah!!!! Kids driving me crazy today!!! Everyone got quiet time. Seporah tried her fake cry to get out of it and I was like NO WAY IT’S QUIET TIME NOW!!!! Offer – 2 mostly really cute girls, free to a good home. Not quite potty trained but come with a Costco size box of pull-ups each.

2/25 – Felicity locked us out of the bathroom and shut the door. I don’t know how to unlock it (sticking the pen in the hole isn’t working) and I have to pee. At least she didn’t lock herself inside.

2/28 – Seporah thinks whenever I go to work I get cupcakes and a party. Why? Because every time I take her that’s what there is. It’s no wonder she asks to come with me every night (and then proceeds to look dejected when I tell her no).

3/1 – I’ve been working a lot of nights and have been a little tired lately. I was laying on the couch this morning and Felicity tucked me in with her favorite pink blanket, her favorite Strawberry Shortcake pillow and her favorite baby dragon book. Somebody must love me.

3/3 – Seporah doesn’t like her hair washed, or combed, or put in a ponytail, or barrettes clipped in. When we went to the salon yesterday she said, “Seporah want long hair.” I’m a mean mom, she now has a little bob.

3/4 – Felicity and I went to the Children’s Museum today. Tell you what, Astronaut ice cream tastes just as good as an adult as when I was a kid. Yum!

3/15 – Steven got me Final Fantasy 13 last week, but life has been so crazy busy I didn’t get to play it until today. Seporah had a blast playing with me, she knew how to beat up all the bad guys: “the green button, the green button.”