So in the mommy blogging land, there was a contest (that apparently I’m 2 days late to enter, so I won’t, but they had killer prizes anyways) where you could write a blog “The Second One is Easier…Right?” It was a virtual baby shower for 3 mommys (no it is not mommies) who are due with number 2 and the blog was suppose to be about advice for them. *To see a complete list of the blogs go to http://www.betterthanaplaydate.com/2008/05/twos-a-charm.html * Anyways I thought it would be funny to see what others posted, since there’s got to be other moms who have no clue what they’re doing. Here’s a couple things I learned from others. *Note, I DID actually read the 75 or so posts, but it was at 3am. Had I tried to read even one at say 3pm, it just wouldn’t have happened. I tend to do a lot at 3am now that I think about it, it’s quiet and there’s no one asking for anything at that point*.
It is normal to want to throw both your children out the window. It is not normal to actually do it.
Apparently other toddlers have climbed into their baby sib’s crib, slept with them, and they’ve survived.
A baby can’t die from a few minutes of crying (THANK GOD because Felicity would be so dead by this point).
Make sure you own no Sharpies, as the older one will use them when you are tending to the baby (oops missed this memo as the couch, carpet and walls can tell you).
Raising kids is easy…if you drug them first (she was joking…I think).
Some mommys say 2 is easy, it’s 3 that throw you for a loop, but I say they’re lying.
The first 2 years of 2 babies under 2 are the hardest, it gets easier after that (how I pray this one is true).
There are other mommys with really messy houses in stinky pajamas eating chicken nuggets and french fries that are doing just fine thank you very much.
You, the mommy, are a person, realize that and LEAVE (they meant for a couple hours at time, darn it).
One is an accessory, two is a lifestyle (my mommy said, one is a plaything, two is a hobby, and three is dirty work).
You should never have a third child, once they outnumber you, you’re screwed.
Many mommys decide to have number two so number one has a playmate, some day they will be thankful for the their relationships (well I knew that one already, who else besides Josh helps me figure out what to get Steven for presents).
Things you will need: ear plugs, chocolate, wine, locks on doors, a good babysitter, and bleach (if I drank, I would so be an alcoholic by this point).
Put aside the books, trust your gut and do what works for you.
Set your personal auto play button to “NO!!!!!”
Nothing melts your heart more than seeing them kiss or hug.
OMG, THERE’S A MOMMY OUT THERE THAT WORKS AS A NURSE, WIFE, AND MOMMY TO 3 KIDS UNFER 3!!!! (she didn’t actually post the blog, her friend did who’s a wife, nurse and mommy to 1 under 1)
For the love of your sanity, beg and plead with your husband to stay home with one or the other of the children during grocery shopping.
One mommy to a 7 and a 4 1/2 year old asked her kids what it takes to be a good mommy to more than one kid. Their replies? “A lot of love and patience” “And gum.”
There are many mommys, like me, who actually gain weight during breastfeeding, not lose it, due to ravenous hunger (I’m now at 23 pounds to lose, not 18 and I am ALWAYS hungry).
The second one is worth it.