Jason’s Citizen of the Year Nominee

Dispatcher: Clark County 911

Mary Strey: Somebody’s really drunk driving down Granton Road…

Dispatcher: …Which way are they going?

Mary Strey: They are going, um…

Dispatcher: Towards Granton or towards Neillsville?

Mary Strey: Towards Granton

Dispatcher: Okay are you behind them, or…

Mary Strey: No, I am them

Dispatcher: You am them?

Mary Strey: Yes, I am them

Dispatcher: Okay, so you want to call and report that you’re driving drunk?

Mary Strey: Yes

Amazing.

One thought on “Jason’s Citizen of the Year Nominee”

  1. Not sure what this woman was trying to accomplish… She could have just pulled over and slept it off, or not gotten into the car in the first place. It seems this was kind of a self created intervention… Funny as all get out though! =)

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