
(As soon as I finish the laundry, I’ll do the grocery shopping. And I’ll take the kids with me so you can relax)
Normally I’ve got a husband who does about 1/3 of the housework. The past couple of weeks not so much. It’s really annoying and aggravating (I’m not exactly sure how women do it when their husbands are like that all the time). It makes the married sex jokes (as in not getting any) funnier, in a sadistic sort of way.
Photos and Captions from book Porn For Women by Susan Anderson. BTW, the bottom Chip & Dale is my husband since he does always cook for me whenever I ask.

(I’m perfecting my homemade raviolis. Any chance your girlfriends would come by tonight for a tasting?)