My Sign

You know those signs that say Welcome to the Smith Home, Please Remove Your Shoes or The Rules of the House something like that, I was thinking our sign would go something like this:

Welcome to the House of Organized Chaos
Please remove your shoes, or leave them on, if you don’t want sticky feet
Breakfast begins promptly at 7:33, give or take an hour and a half depending on various adult and toddler factors
Should you notice a stinky smell and point it out, it becomes your job to change the poopy diaper
No throwing balls in the house that are bigger than the second smallest member of the household
No crying over spelt milk, seriously it happens far too often for tears every single time
If toddlers are sitting quietly and happily with the current television program, no one is allowed to change it, this is punishable by death
Bedtime is 8PM prompt for all all members under 4 feet, 8:01PM being a very acceptable bedtime for those over 4 feet
Small white lies known as bribery and manipulation are fine, and encouraged during toddler melt downs, by those over 4 feet
Any lies from members under 4 feet will result in time outs and/or spankings
Posing for the camera is not optional
Ignore the marker on the wall and have a nice stay 🙂