So we’re fixing up our Facebook pages (yeah, I know, I totally got suckered, don’t know how that happened). And Steven has this friend that he doesn’t remember adding. So we click on her and I say, “Well maybe she’s in our ward, she lives in Hawaii.”
“Is she Mormon?” Steven asks.
“I’m gonna say probably, since she’s friends with Glenn Beck, Thomas S. Monson and Mitt Romney.”
“Yeah I guess so…Wait, Thomas S. Monson has a Facebook page?”