1,000 Calories

I decided that after the hell hole of a day I had at work (seriously tell me how many people work 14 hours straight with a 10 minute lunch break and don’t get paid overtime and seriously sometimes I wonder why I keep on coming back after days like today) that instead of telling about my day, I would tell about after work. See I was talking to a night shift co-worker and I was like, I don’t drink, but Lordy Lord I could totally get smashed right now. It would be so flippin’ great. She looked at me and was like rules are meant to be broken right? Nothing better than a warm bath and cold wine after crap days. She knew I would never do it. But it she made me laugh, which I totally needed. And then I went home and ate 1,000 calories of Ben&Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice Cream. It tasted delicious.