Listen… WORLD. (not necessarily the people reading this)
STOP TELLING LIES:
the Mormon church does NOT own Dr.Pepper.. Pepsi.. or any other type of caffinated beverage company.. they did not recant their SUGGESTED (not MANDATORY) no caffiene policy due to the revinues to be made from owning said soda company. It didn’t happen… stop talking about it.
bp was not behind the 9/11 attacks, and neither was George Bush.
Darwin did not recant his theories on his death bed. (And he’s probably in hell)
NASA scients never found a ‘lost day’ in time and rooted it back to the old testament of The Bible.
John Wayne was not brought to Jesus because of an evangelist’s crippled daughter.
Sarah Palin did NOT flip off a little boy.. nor did ‘Piper Palin’
Microsoft is NOT giving away it’s money, neither is AOL or Bill Gates himself. Pushing “Forward” is only making yourself part of the problem.
Billy Graham did not stop a revival in the middle of a sermon and swarm the streets to evangelize <insert sinful city here>
Obama’s campaign was not funded by rich ‘foreign financiers’. It was the dumb people who live next door.
No ‘Recent study’ proved that George Bush had the lowest IQ of all presidents ever… or in the last 25.. 50.. <insert number of years>
Nor did he refuse to sell his home to black people.
And Nostradamus didn’t predict George Bush in any way, even if you do want to call him the village idiot.
Dunkin Donuts didn’t deny troops their donuts because of the war in Iraq.
Obama wasn’t sworn into office on the Quran.
let me say this one one more time:
Obama’s campaign was not funded by rich ‘foreign financiers’. It was the DUMB PEOPLE HERE IN AMERICA.
SO STOP SENDING ME STUPID FORWARDS ABOUT STUPH THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
or maybe i should just stop opening them…
either way.