Item #325 on the list of things not to say to college professors…

(overheard) Just look it up on Wikipedia…

(professor butting in) Isn’t Wikipedia very inaccurate?  Is it getting a better reputation?

(a student who shall remain nameless) It has always been remarkably accurate.  It only ever had a poor reputation with elitist academia.

(bad looks from professor.  student realizes he said something wrong.)