…and stuff that Mormons say, well I’ll be darned
Young Man Blessing the Sacrament: Oh God, [long pause] the card is gone!
Overheard by: Glad It Wasn’t My Son
Mom:What is modesty?
Three-year-old: You’re not supposed to show people your nickels.
Overheard by: Three pennies and a quarter
Pregnant Primary President: The primary presidency has had their share of pregnancies. I think it’s the young women’s turn!
Overheard by: Chasitity Shmastity
Primary Teacher: I think I’ll make brownies for our primary class next week.
Primary Teacher #2: Can you put Nyquil in them?
Overheard by: not-drugging-our-kids
Boy bearing testimony: I’m thankful for my mom because she is so cool she let us eat doughnuts and chocolate milk for breakfast this morning.
Overheard by: Kirstin