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God Bless Texas :-)

Monday, Sarah and I took the girls out to go see the Belton 4th of July parade. I haven’t seen a parade in probably 2 years. The first thing I did was teach L how to sign parade in ASL. She picked it right up. It was incredibly hot outside, and I was really glad [...]

July 5, 2011 Posted in: Jason's Jabber 18 Comments

Real Life Text Messages from the last 24 hours

Sarah> I am praying 4 you now on my break. And thank you for hte drink it is a special treat. I have your green card. Love you Jason> Crap. Hope I don’t get pulled over… might get deported. (my extraco bank card is solid green.. Sarah and I constantly call it ‘your green card’ [...]

February 22, 2011 Posted in: Jason's Jabber One Comment

The Movies that we all know and love!

February 1, 2011 Posted in: Jason's Jabber No Comments

Great.. a Liberal in my house…

Right before the 2010 elections, I went in with a buddy to buy 100 copies of the U.S. Constitution. We passed them around campus and urged people take the election period seriously. I still have about 10 of them. They keep wandering around the house. I got back late last night from drill and went [...]

January 16, 2011 Posted in: Jason's Jabber 2 Comments

Me stranded on an Island…

October 13, 2010 Posted in: Jason's Jabber One Comment

Today’s Children say the Darndest:

I was making Dinner today when My oldest (whom we will simply call ‘L’ for legal reasons), L, put me back in my place. (I’m cooking.. L comes in the room…) L: Black! Black! (she points to the Spatula in my hand) Me: Yeah, L, it is black. This is called a SPACHOOLA. Can you [...]

October 10, 2010 Posted in: Jason's Jabber One Comment

I have no idea how this guy isn’t syndicated

September 19, 2010 Posted in: Jason's Jabber No Comments

Historical Riddle

Smeared with dung and tar a strange disgrace. reefer to slip survival under the down we start to pray leadership to our namesake returning a month too late giving up irrecoverable gift to one so it will not be stolen by many Hayes not dead, sustinance obtained. Fight for resources [...]

September 19, 2010 Posted in: Jason's Jabber 2 Comments

The things I wish I had time for

Yesterday was officially my last day at AWhere Incorporated. I’m really relieved that my Algebra class is finally over.. and I can finally start focusing on making good grades.. instead of just getting bye. I was working about 20-25 hours a week while taking 16 hours a semester. I was just running from one place [...]

May 29, 2010 Posted in: Jason's Jabber 2 Comments