Archive for the ‘Jason’s Jabber’ Category
God Bless Texas :-)
Monday, Sarah and I took the girls out to go see the Belton 4th of July parade. I haven’t seen a parade in probably 2 years. The first thing I did was teach L how to sign parade in ASL. She picked it right up. It was incredibly hot outside, and I was really glad [...]
July 5, 2011
Posted in: Jason's Jabber
18 Comments
Real Life Text Messages from the last 24 hours
Sarah> I am praying 4 you now on my break. And thank you for hte drink it is a special treat. I have your green card. Love you Jason> Crap. Hope I don’t get pulled over… might get deported. (my extraco bank card is solid green.. Sarah and I constantly call it ‘your green card’ [...]
February 22, 2011
Posted in: Jason's Jabber
One Comment
The Movies that we all know and love!
February 1, 2011
Posted in: Jason's Jabber
No Comments
Great.. a Liberal in my house…
Right before the 2010 elections, I went in with a buddy to buy 100 copies of the U.S. Constitution. We passed them around campus and urged people take the election period seriously. I still have about 10 of them. They keep wandering around the house. I got back late last night from drill and went [...]
January 16, 2011
Posted in: Jason's Jabber
2 Comments
Me stranded on an Island…
October 13, 2010
Posted in: Jason's Jabber
One Comment
Today’s Children say the Darndest:
I was making Dinner today when My oldest (whom we will simply call ‘L’ for legal reasons), L, put me back in my place. (I’m cooking.. L comes in the room…) L: Black! Black! (she points to the Spatula in my hand) Me: Yeah, L, it is black. This is called a SPACHOOLA. Can you [...]
October 10, 2010
Posted in: Jason's Jabber
One Comment
I have no idea how this guy isn’t syndicated
September 19, 2010
Posted in: Jason's Jabber
No Comments
Historical Riddle
Smeared with dung and tar  a strange disgrace. reefer to slip  survival under the down we start to pray  leadership to our namesake  returning a month too late giving up irrecoverable gift to one  so it will not be stolen by many Hayes not dead,  sustinance obtained. Fight for resources  [...]
September 19, 2010
Posted in: Jason's Jabber
2 Comments
The things I wish I had time for
Yesterday was officially my last day at AWhere Incorporated. I’m really relieved that my Algebra class is finally over.. and I can finally start focusing on making good grades.. instead of just getting bye. I was working about 20-25 hours a week while taking 16 hours a semester. I was just running from one place [...]
May 29, 2010
Posted in: Jason's Jabber
2 Comments
AHHHHH!
March 23, 2010
Posted in: Jason's Jabber
3 Comments



