RushingAround

Right before the 2010 elections, I went in with a buddy to buy 100 copies of the U.S. Constitution.  We passed them around campus and urged people take the election period seriously.  I still have about 10 of them.  They keep wandering around the house.

I got back late last night from drill and went straight to bed.  This morning I woke up and came into the man cave (the spare bedroom used exclusively as a computer room)  and found that my dachshund chose my personal copy of the constitution (a booklet about 2inches by 6 inches long)  to take a crap on…

I’m officially blocking msnbc from my television.. I don’t know what left winger is responsible for corrupting my dog, but I’m not taking any chances.