“I am losing my mind. As much as I love Lily, which is more than life itself, I am not cut out to be a stay at home dad, but it’s Cameron’s turn. It’s Cameron’s turn to be out in the world interacting with other grown ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer… fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into Candy Cane River.”
~Mitchell from Modern Family, episode “Benched”