True Story

Well, This is actually Sarah’s story, but she hasn’t had time to pen it down, so I figured I’d tell the story the way she told it to me. (and just for the record I <—- think it’s HILARIOUS)

On a daily basis, Sarah has to be at work before I do by about 30 minutes, and due to her “condition” (That’s what I call her being female, and having 3 feet of (GORGEOUS) long hair to care for.. and makeup.. and actually wearing outfits that match..) she usually wakes up a full hour and half a head of me, to prepare.
Well, apparently I unresponsivly got up and wandered around the house for about 5 – 10 minutes. Sarah kept calling me, but I wouldn’t respond. (Apparently this is so normal that she didn’t even bother to shake me.. or wonder if I was possessed or under some form of mind control…)
After wandering around the house, I walked back into the room and got back into bed.

S: “Baby.. What were you looking for”
J: “I needed to get a pen and paper” (mumbling)
S: “What did you need a pen and paper for?”
J: “I needed to write something down really bad” (DUH!)
S: “I’ll write it down for you.. Let me get a Pen”
J: “OKAY” (mumbling the whole time)
S: “Okay, what do you need me to write down?”

Well I had to say it 4 times for her apparently, but I was very patient (which when I”m waking up is about the only time I’m NOT.. but trust me.. I’m not a nice guy early in the morning )