Archive for November, 2008

buyer beware

VERO BEACH, Fla. (AP) – A McDonald’s cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff’s Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in. A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana [...]

November 18, 2008 Posted in: Jason's Jabber No Comments

Happy Birthday Felicity!

November 11, 2008 Posted in: Pictures One Comment

Let Me tell You About the Angel I Call Felicity

When Seporah was born I was not ready to be a Mom. Not the kind of not ready where everyone’s not ready. I really was not ready. Seporah was not exactly planned. And somewhere with everything that happened, it was a very unhappy period in my life. It had nothing to do with Seporah, she [...]

November 11, 2008 Posted in: Märia's Moments 2 Comments

Lesson of the day: When you see a fire, drive on by

So (ever notice how many of our posts start with the word so?) we were camping and Felicity wouldn’t quit screaming and after we just put up with it for over an hour Märia kicked me and Felicity out, telling me to drive her around until she went to sleep. So I proceeded to drive [...]

November 10, 2008 Posted in: Steven's Lalala One Comment

Bellows Again!

As far as I know there are no illegal substances in my house. However, the only conclusion I can come up with is I was on something when the words “Let’s go camping down by the beach with the girls!” came out of my mouth. During the day Felicity was all smiles and YEAH while [...]

November 10, 2008 Posted in: Märia's Moments, Pictures 3 Comments

Fated Failure

I am accepting my defeat. I apologize to everyone for letting you down, but college has defeated all attempts to 1. keep running 2. lose weight 3.write a novel As I publicly made these goals public, I am publicly denouncing them as well. I might fail/drop English 101.. please insert encouragement here:

November 9, 2008 Posted in: Jason's Jabber 4 Comments

I’m Thinking I Should Keep My Day Job

Seporah is not a girly-girl. However she loves it when Miss Karen paints her nails. Every time Miss Karen paints Seporah’s nails, she shows me the instant I come home. Well Miss Karen is on the mainland and Seporah has been begging me to do her nails. I finally was like ok. Note I do [...]

November 8, 2008 Posted in: Märia's Moments, Pictures 2 Comments

Cirque du Soleil

So I’ve been telling the girls for the last week we were going to the circus today. Apparently I lied, not intentionally. We went to see Saltimbanco by Cirque du Soleil, a group of amazing acrobats. Really and truly, it’s astounding that the human body can perform the feats they did. I mean I can [...]

November 8, 2008 Posted in: Märia's Moments One Comment

I’m All About Humor

…and stuff that Mormons say, well I’ll be darned http://overheardintheward.com Young Man Blessing the Sacrament: Oh God, [long pause] the card is gone! Overheard by: Glad It Wasn’t My Son Mom:What is modesty? Three-year-old: You’re not supposed to show people your nickels. Overheard by: Three pennies and a quarter Pregnant Primary President: The primary presidency [...]

November 7, 2008 Posted in: Märia's Moments No Comments