Talk Like a Pirate Day

Did you know tomorrow, Friday is Talk Like a Pirate Day?

Arg, me matey, no, no I didn’t know that, but now that ye mate tell me so, I’m gonna hafta talk like one.

Who makes up this stuff, really? I work tomorrow and as such I’m thinking of getting an eyepatch, a big dangling earring (or I could use the one who’s missing it’s mate from yesterday), and a red oily head scarf. I do work on a kid’s floor, and the people I work with, pretty close to kids.