Archive for July, 2008

Dude, I Am So Going to Be a Professional Shadow Puppet When I Grow Up

July 29, 2008   Posted in: Märia's Moments  3 Comments

ATTENTION: Nurses!!!

What do you do if you are a victum of an insect wanting to take up residence in your….    EAR?
It all began when I was showing off my little Bella to one of my swimming students.  We were having a rather interesting conversation when something flew directly into my ear!  I sort of froze in [...]

July 27, 2008   Posted in: Sarah Speaks  3 Comments

In Bloom

I woke up this morning with Nirvana’s “In Bloom” stuck in my head. What’s that you say? No one knows the words to any Nirvana song? Well, thanks to Rockband at Jason’s house, I do.

July 25, 2008   Posted in: Märia's Moments  No Comments

new… shamefully spoken

Sarah and I have been talking about it for a while, and decided that even though some of you know.. eventually the rest of you are going to find out… So this is the official notice to all of you.. judge us.. or whatever..  Sarah and I have good reason to believe it’s a girl [...]

July 24, 2008   Posted in: Jason's Jabber  5 Comments

Our Next Place Is So Having Hard Wood Floors

So when you have 2 in diapers, a huge portion of your life revolves around bowel movements. And my daughters have 4-6 a day each. That’s right, there’s 8-11 poopy diapers a day at my house (I started keeping track because I wondered). And that’s normal for them (I am mildly envious of moms who’s [...]

July 23, 2008   Posted in: Märia's Moments  2 Comments

Yeah, So I Wouldn’t Have Been Able to Hack It

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As a 1930s wife, I amPoor
Take the test!

July 20, 2008   Posted in: Märia's Moments  4 Comments

I Paid Someone Else to Put Holes in my Daughter’s Head

July 20, 2008   Posted in: Pictures  4 Comments

Sayings That Have Been Said Far Too Often At This House

Sorry.
I break.
It’s all right.
I okay.
(usually they are all said as one run on sentence all at once with Bambi eyes that get her out of trouble)

July 19, 2008   Posted in: Märia's Moments  One Comment

Grocery Shopping Women v Men (Or Mom v Dad)

http://www.mormonmommywars.com/?p=1363

July 19, 2008   Posted in: Märia's Moments  One Comment

Officially a Reckless Adult

Today I received my very first speeding ticket.

July 16, 2008   Posted in: Märia's Moments  3 Comments